It's a death metal song about puppies. Your welcome.
Oh, my god! I could not be more freakin' happy!
Oh, my god! This is sweeter than freakin' candy!
Cause today my brand new puppy comes home with me.
And we'll be happy for eternity.
Oh, my god! She's so cute that I could die happy.
Oh, my god! Look, her ears are so flippin' flappy.
Cause today my brand new puppy is here to stay.
And we'll play happily everyday.
Well, OK. So she pees all over my house
and doesn't come when I call her.
She chewed up my Amon Amarth CD
and there's a guilty expression upon her...
Facepalm to teach her that I'm the master.
She doesn't care my house looks like a disaster
hit much faster than the realization.
Owning a dog can be a trial of one's patience.
Solo: The Zoltan
Must...re...sist the urge...to...strangle...!
Oh, my dog! Why is this happening?
All that I wanted was a puppy to nap with me.
She's so mischevious it's driving me sane.
But how can I stay mad at that puppy dog face?
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